Out of the Mouth of Husbands

After waking up late (i.e. shutting the alarm off and going back to bed) he arrives at the office, late. His commander says “Where ya been?”

Hubby responds, “I had car trouble, sir.”

Commander: “Oh yeah, what kind?”

Hubby: “The kind where I didn’t get in it on time, sir.”


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