Out of the Mouth of Husbands

After waking up late (i.e. shutting the alarm off and going back to bed) he arrives at the office, late. His commander says “Where ya been?”

Hubby responds, “I had car trouble, sir.”

Commander: “Oh yeah, what kind?”

Hubby: “The kind where I didn’t get in it on time, sir.”


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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09123901504643963583 Burgh Baby

    That is a GREAT line! A little dose of the truth inter-mixed with a slight under-telling of the whole story. Perfect!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02235350985228251281 Elizabeth F.

    My ex-military Hubby and I just got a huge chuckle out of that one! LOL!Too funny.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06066995811409390360 Lisa @ Crazy Adventures in Parenting

    hee hee, thanks ladies!