Weird Picture of the Day: Doll Humps Decor

My daughter is going to suck as a babysitter, isn’t she? This (!!) is where she puts the baby doll down for a nap?

Even creepier is the fact that this doll moves and talks when it senses motion. So imagine a completely quiet house, and you walk by and suddenly your decorative tree is “oohing” and “cooing” and the baby is trying to crawl, but really, it’s humping your tree.

Kids are so weird, man.

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