Me: Is it wrong to feel guilty about kicking Mickey Mouse out of the way just now?
Hubby: No. Why?
Me: Cuz I totally do. He was in the way, and I kicked him, and I totally was like “Ohh no!! Not Mickey!?”
Hubby: I don’t ever feel guilty for kicking toys. I mean, they’re toys.
Me: Yeah, I know. But we’re talking about Mickey Mouse, here. You know, he’s like our ninth kid.
Hubby: Uh..
Me: Wait. I mean seventh. Yeah. Seventh kid.
Hubby: Um…
Me: {Hysterically laughing}
Hubby: HOW many children do we have???
Me: {Still hysterically laughing}
Hubby: …
So, yeah. I apparently have so many kids, I don’t even know how many I have. Awesome.
(P.S. Send help. And coffee.)
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