Out of the Mouth of Babes, Part 4
My 3 year old is holding a vacuum attachment at the table, blowing through it, sounding like a wheezing Darth Vader. So I say “Hey …
Out of the Mouth of Babes, Part 3
(Foreward, I promise you were aren’t a genital-centered family, it’s just a fascination for my 3 year old at present, heh) I’m changing my youngest. …
Out of the Mouth of Husbands
After waking up late (i.e. shutting the alarm off and going back to bed) he arrives at the office, late. His commander says “Where ya …
Out of the Mouth of Babes, Part 2
3 year old:”Mommy, I wost (lost) my smile.” Me: “What did you do with it?” 3 year old:” I fink (think) an awien (alien) took …
Haha, Out of the Mouth of Babes
My 3-year-old-going-on-30 is fearful of hurting “himself” since zipping “himself” into the zipper of his footie pajamas once. So now we do it for him …