Way to Suck, Alarm Clock!

Dear School:

Please excuse XYZ child from almost being late this morning, our alarm clock didn’t go off because it currently reads it’s “IP:08” and I don’t know what time that is.

Lisa Douglas

(Seriously, what the hell does this say?)

(P.S. Thank Google for the alarm clock app on the Droid. Holla!)

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