Jingle Bells,
Toddler smells,
Don’t want to change her diaper!
8-year-olds,
Discovered the phone,
And they scheduled mom playdates! Oh!
Jingle Bells,
4-year-old tells,
On his older brother!
Fights ensue,
The baby poo-ed,
And the teenager has a play!
Dashing to the store,
In my 8 passenger minivan.
All 6 kids in tow,
Mocking me all they can!
HA HA HA!
Bells on shoes will ring,
Making them all fight.
Who wants them too,
For their shoes,
And this’ll go on all night! Oh!
Jingle Bells,
Daddy yells,
For the kids to help each other!
The kids confess,
There’s another mess,
But we all sur-vive o-kay!!!!!