My son drew me a picture of our family. He then hung said picture up on the fridge.
Notice anything odd about it? (Other than a ridiculous amount of magnets used?)
No?
Nothing odd at all?
It’s over the opening to both the fridge and freezer.
See?
I noticed it immediately, giggled, took a picture, giggled some more. Of course I thanked him for hanging such a beautiful picture up for me. But I never got to show him what he’d done wrong, as, with six children, something called me away that very minute, and off I went.
Several minutes later, I went to make a cup of coffee. (You can see where this is going, can’t you?) I grabbed the fridge door, yanked, and WHAM, magnets exploded in all directions, his drawing flying through the air, landing on the floor.
My son broke Mommy Rule #5, which leads me to also create a new Mommy Rule, effective immediately:
10. Don’t distract mommy from tasks at hand, she has a terminal case of C.R.S. Syndrome (Can’t Remember uh, Stuff)
Is it any wonder how badly I needed that coffee?
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