My toddler is the sniffly, coughing one in the house now. Ugh.
Just as I thought we were all safe and finally getting over the Back To School Bronchitis Game™, she woke up with her eyes swollen, and boogers a-plenty. And upon this realization, I began pondering..
How on earth do teeny tiny toddlers with teeny tiny sinuses produce THAT.MUCH.SNOT!?!?
Can someone please explain this one to me? Because, HOLY CRAP! She could wallpaper an entire house with what she’s drooling out of her nose at present. For realz. Like, an entire box of tissues GONE. We just single-handed (or should I say, “nosedly”) killed a tree blowing her nose.
And you just watch, her boogers are going to re-infect the entire house with this. Wait for it….
{smacks forehead}
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