Actual conversation:
Toddler: I want to take a bath with Super M.
Me: No, baby. Super M already had a bath.
Toddler: But I want to take a bath with Super M!!
Me: But Super M took a bath when he got home.
Toddler: But how? There’s no bath tub in the car!?
Me: {Smacks head} Ugh! Baby, go take a bath with Captain Obvious.
Toddler: I don’t want to take a bath with Captain Obvious, I want to take a bath with Super M!
Me: But you can play girl games with Captain Obvious.
Toddler: But I don’t want to play girl games with Captain Obvious, I want to play girl games with Super M!
Me: But Super M’s a boy, he plays boy games.
Toddler: But I want to play boy games with Super M!
Me: You can’t, baby, you’re a girl. You can’t play boy games, you play girl games.
Toddler: Then what games can I play with Super M? Cuz I want to take a bath with him.
Me: {Smacks head}
It’s about this time I smell smoke. Apparently, it was coming out of my ears. And I’ll give you two guesses who she ended up taking a bath with.
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