You Know You’re a Soccer Mom When….

by Lisa Douglas

Your kids take their muddy soccer ball, and smear it on your back window. Like this.

soccer mom minivan

And you drive down the street, not seeing it at first, until the light shines through, or suddenly your back window is needed, and you’re all like, “WTF!!?” while double-taking the rear-view, and your kids, who had forgotten at first, begin laughing at you, “HAHA, GOTCHA, MOM!”

Except, they didn’t tag YOU with the muddy soccer ball, just your poor, unsuspecting soccer-mom toting minivan.

soccer mom minivan

You know, the one that’s suddenly going to go on strike and NOT take them to soccer anymore?

Ohhhhh!! Good one, mom! {schooled}

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