Words I Never Thought I’d Say as a Parent
It’s 1:17am, and nothing says, “Happy Early Birthday, Mom!” like boys whizzing in the middle of the night in strange places. You know, there’s a …
Mornings From Hell™
When it was told to us that my son’s football practice would be at 6:15am BEFORE SCHOOL, I panicked. Six kids would be sleeping, to …
Reason 234892374 Why I Need a Man-Servant Named Hans
(Alternately titled “Teething and Today Can Suck It”) (Alternately-alternately titled “Where Lisa Goes Batsh!t About A lot of Useless Crap”) — If you could see …
Why Summer is Going To Kill Me
12pm After mom puts the baby to sleep, she mistakenly thinks she can actually get some work done since the kids are amusing themselves outside. …
When Scorpions Attack. Or Just Scare The Crap Out of You
I’ve never been the biggest bug-liker in the world. I can trace it back to being a few years old and being chased with a …
Mom vs. The Kids – The Laundry Battle
My newest post from my “Things That Make Mom Go Batshit” series. The kids’ I.O.D. illness has gotten substantially worse. I had to brace myself …
Things That Make Mom Go Batshit (New Series) – The Shoe Bandit
Welcome to a new series on Crazy Adventures in Parenting entitled “Things That Make Mom Go Batshit” – a look into the little, insane annoyances …