The Chocolate Chip Cookie Fiasco

What happens when mom feels so guilty for sleeping all day in her sickened state? She bakes.

And what happens when a sick mom bakes? This.…
Cookie pie, it seems. These were actually apart when put in.
Can you hear it now?

“Uh oh, mom’s sick and feeling guilty again. Mom! Step away from the spatula!”

Mmm, yeah. I rock all that there is to rock when it comes to baking. So much so, I make it look like rocks. Mmmm…
Doesn’t that look tasty? To my defense, though, it was a new recipe, that did apparently need all 2 1/2 cups of oats I didn’t have (I barely made it to 2 cups). So, in adding more flour, I was able to pull it out and make them actually resemble cookies for the next batches:

And despite looking like hell, they sure tasted “reetackular“. What’s up with me and chocolate lately, huh?

(By the way, how much are you lovin’ the seasoning on those kitchen stones, huh? Those things rock out loud!)

New Mommy Rule, effective immediately:

6. Mom shall not be allowed to bake when congested and feeling like dog poo.
7. If mom is craving something chocolate, encourage her to follow.directions.and.not.wing.it.

Oy.

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