Six Hours of Soccer in the Texas Heat. ZOMG!
The day started off with the morning sunrise shining rainbows through the front door. Then I hear, “Mom? I can’t find my cleats and shin-guards.” …
Family Walk Fail
“I tayant (can’t)!” he bellowed to me, pouty lip protruding. “Yes you can, baby. You aren’t going to fall today. You can hold my hand, …
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Cream Cheese Omelet Lovin’
Once upon a time, in college, I had a friend in my band of friends I’d regularly hang out with. We would go out on …
The Time I Scared the Poop INTO My Son
I was watching out the glass front door when I turned to see my youngest shying from my gaze. I thought he was trying to …
Hide and Seek Fail
Toddler’s are cute, man, but they totally suck at playing hide-and-seek.(Just watch. I dare you not to laugh!) But I’ll take listening to his laugh …
Baby Dude’s First Big Boy Hair Cut
“Mama, I pit ewe fwowaz!” (Baby Dude speak for “I picked you flowers.”) And then, as if on cue, he says “Cheese!” He goes to …
Heinz Ketchup Creativity Contest and More Reasons for My Kids to Decorate My House
Not sure if you noticed, but my kids LOVE to draw. Like, *big*puffy*heart* drawing with crayons, markers ‘n stuff. I just wish they’d choose to …
Sleep Deprivation Awesomeness. Only Not.
When you first bring home your newborn baby, you’re expected to be up all night. You have this sweet-smelling, squealing pile of baby fluff to …
I Don’t Feel A Day Over 25, Except Today
Today is my 34th birthday. I was supposed to wake up to kids swarming over me, smothering me in birthday kisses and homemade birthday cards …
Quiet Improvements
It’s the ever-popular storyline – mom has plans, baby has alternate plans. Baby wins. And it used to really get to me. I woke up …
{Insert Applause Here}
See that cute kid right there? He’s got this amazing trait – he applauds everybody. He’s that kind-of child that promotes fair-play, clapping for every …