Going Gray

Teenagers and Cars

“Mom, can I sit in the driver’s seat?” my oldest says to me. After some consideration, torturing her during my silence, we switch seats. She …

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Calgon Anyone?

The morning came too early and seemed painful. My steamy friend of caffeinated bliss wasn’t enough to open my blurry eyes. My tummy was awkwardly …

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Gripe. Whine. Pout. Sigh.

I came home last night, fully expecting to whip up one of my A Thousand Word Thankful Thirteen posts, but before I got the chance …

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A Trillion Dollars

What does one TRILLION dollars look like? All this talk about “stimulus packages” and “bailouts”…A billion dollars…A hundred billion dollars…Eight hundred billion dollars…One TRILLION dollars… …

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The Poop Factor

My almost-4-month-old has skills. I believe he was born with another hole in his butt. No joke. The kid can poop out a diaper faster …

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Nooo! Not “The Weapon”!

It isn’t the repetitious “Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!” that makes you think your ears are bleeding. It isn’t the whining over a toy or wanting something …

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A Life of Repetition

Today was a no-good, horrible, very bad day. I was in one of my ‘mommy-is-going-to-go-bald’ modes where every hair on my head was in danger …

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The Christmas Haul

Cleaning up after the holidays is like trying to make a square peg fit in a round hole. It just ain’t gonna happen. I feel …

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