Wordless Wednesday – Party
Apparently, there was a laundry party, and I wasn’t invited. I was too busy cooking lunch. Note to self: Fold laundry instead of leaving it …
Nooo! Not “The Weapon”!
It isn’t the repetitious “Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!” that makes you think your ears are bleeding. It isn’t the whining over a toy or wanting something …
Brendan Fraser Hotness in Inkheart
I’m not ashamed to admit that I love having a few good reasons to go see a new movie with my children – not only …
Out of the Mouth of Babes, Part 9
4-year-old: “Mommy, can I have a cookie pwease?” Me: “In a minute, honey.” 4-year-old: “Pweeeeeeeeeeease? I’w wet (I’ll let) you watch TV before I go …
Froggy Toddler Chasing
Yup, you heard me. Froggy toddler chasing. It’s a fun new game we play here. Here’s how you can play, too, at home: First, introduce …
I’m a Mom, Therefore I Wrestle
I have to wrangle my toddler into a full nelson in an effort to cut her freakishly long nails. I seriously breed them healthy, along …
Wordless Wednesday – Reason 23894734 Why I’m Going Gray
Skates unstrapped. Adventurous toddler. Slippery kitchen floor. Nuff said…. I eventually wrangled her to put them on properly and hold my hand.. thank goodness!
The Christmas Haul
Cleaning up after the holidays is like trying to make a square peg fit in a round hole. It just ain’t gonna happen. I feel …
The Lunch Box Shuffle
Each night my 3 school-aged children have to navigate around each other to make their lunches for school the next day. We started this ritual …
Battle Royale – Stomach Bug vs The Parents
Ever experience something in your life that was a huge ordeal at the time, but laughable when you recalled it much later? That happened to …
Jingle Bells – Big Family Style
Jingle Bells,Toddler smells,Don’t want to change her diaper!8-year-olds,Discovered the phone,And they scheduled mom playdates! Oh! Jingle Bells,4-year-old tells,On his older brother!Fights ensue,The baby poo-ed,And the …