Kids Sleep Anywhere, The Camera Phone Edition
Unbelievably enough, I’ve gotten all these shots with my camera phone in the last few weeks. My kids have been hard at work falling asleep …
House Destruction a la Toddlers. {Caption This} #parentingfail
When bad things happen to pretty packages. This was a present my kids decided to destroy in order to throw (literally) a “confetti party.” I …
Adorable Toy Babies Giveaway
In order to prepare the two toddlers for our new baby, I felt the need to celebrate the momentous occasion with some new little babies …
Halloween Shopping at Target
Is it any big surprise after his big Toy Story Birthday Party that Baby Dude wants to be Woody or Buzz for Halloween? Baby Sis …
What the Crap? (Literally)
Baby Dude comes sauntering into the room, tippy-toeing behind me, in his scheming attempts to keep the crap in his shorts a secret. But no …
Six Hours of Soccer in the Texas Heat. ZOMG!
The day started off with the morning sunrise shining rainbows through the front door. Then I hear, “Mom? I can’t find my cleats and shin-guards.” …
Adventures in Hair-Dos and Beauty Products with Toddler Girls
When I had an appointment over a week ago, my toddler watched and studied me with great interest as I applied makeup, lotion, and brushed …
Guilt. And Crying.
I sat, tucked away at my desk, slurping away at my morning coffee, trying to infuse some much-needed healing warmth into me while checking emails. …
Weird Picture of the Day: Doll Humps Decor
My daughter is going to suck as a babysitter, isn’t she? This (!!) is where she puts the baby doll down for a nap? Even …
This Post is Brought to You by the Letter “C” for “Creepy”
Doesn’t everyone have toddler underwear crammed behind their printer? You’ve heard of children shedding their clothes like snakeskin. My toddler sheds her clothing then flings …
The Toddler Runaway Story
After our yard sale Saturday, my daughter found the jar where we kept the loose change, rifling through it, purging it of any “excess” she …
The Cookie-Doler-Outer Failure
“Mommy, I wanna too-tee,” both my toddlers asked me, in their cute, toddleresque kind-of way. “We don’t have any cookies right now, but why don’t …