House Destruction a la Toddlers. {Caption This} #parentingfail
When bad things happen to pretty packages. This was a present my kids decided to destroy in order to throw (literally) a “confetti party.” I …
Another Day of “Did That Just Happen?” “Did I Just Say That?” “Can I Haz A Nap Now?”
Words actually said by me: “Baby, DON’T DRINK THE SYRUP!” Something I actually did yesterday: I nailed blankets to the wall, covering my front and …
A Super Hero Kind-of Day with Spiderman & Iron Man 2
Spiderman came to visit the children of Fort Polk last Friday at the ACS Fest. With boys, you can’t help but be a Super Hero …
I’m Betty Freakin’ Crocker. Only Organic. And Hopped Up on Coffee.
A couple of nights ago I attempted to make sugar cookies, only, for whatever reason, they came out like Sugar Balls™. And if you follow …
First Trip to Disney
This obviously wasn’t my first trip to Disney. Before the Mom Bloggers Mixer, I’d been twice before, both as a child. My husband was told …
Letter to My Children
Dear Kids, Mom here. Listen, we need to talk. You’re always coming to me complaining because you can’t find matching socks (or socks at all, …
Baby Lightsaber Humor
I had to use this set of pictures for this one, I couldn’t not. You’ll see why in a minute. Look how awesome my baby …
First Solid Foods Humor
Um, guys? I got a baaaaad feeling about this. Are you sure I’m ready? I mean, I like boob. I’m perfectly happy with boob. I …