Out of the Mouth of Babes, Part 4
My 3 year old is holding a vacuum attachment at the table, blowing through it, sounding like a wheezing Darth Vader. So I say “Hey …
Children, Reading & Speaking
7 Year Olds and Reading; Ah, I love this age. Spelling phonetically, sounding words out, writing and rewriting again. Sometimes its a joy, to see …
Fed Ex Needs a Good Smack in the Hindside
Long story short, I’ve been here ALL. DAY. waiting for them to redeliver a package they attempted to deliver friday. I was volunteering at school. …
Is Ditziness Contagious? ‘Cuz its Spreading…
First it was me. I have apparently given it now to my daughter. My 7 year old, who has attention “issues” (to avoid the label), …
Haha, DING! Dinner isN’T Done!
Yeah, ya aren’t gonna get dinner anytime soon if you forget to turn on the burner, silly momma! *smacks forehead* D’OH!!! So dinner is/was late. …
You know you’re old when…
… your fixing yourself a bowl for dinner, Barbeque Cubed Chicken on a Mixed Green Salad, while giving your 8 and 3 year old sons …
Uh oh, Tooth Fairy is Slackin!
Our 7 year old daughter gets up from the couch after dinner last night and declares “I LOST ANOTHER TOOTH!” It was actually kind of …
3D Model of Yourself + Laughing Hysterically – SCORE!
My search for a new hairstyle became a new game called “Let’s Make Fun of Thyself” It should be illegal how insanely fun this became. …
Houston: We have PIGTAILS!
ALERT! ALERT! WE HAVE PIGTAILS! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You may now resume your normal broadcast day, already in progress…….
Rethinkin’ Solid Foods
We delayed solids until she was ready. Even when we felt she was ready she faught us at first, so we took our time. She …
Out of the Mouth of Babes, Part 3
(Foreward, I promise you were aren’t a genital-centered family, it’s just a fascination for my 3 year old at present, heh) I’m changing my youngest. …
Rockin’ the Recycling!
So this morning, I’m rinsing out a squeezy mayonnaise container (that’s probably the only non-organic/additive/preservative item left in our home) and I don’t know if …