Out of the Mouth of Husbands
After waking up late (i.e. shutting the alarm off and going back to bed) he arrives at the office, late. His commander says “Where ya …
Out of the Mouth of Babes, Part 2
3 year old:”Mommy, I wost (lost) my smile.” Me: “What did you do with it?” 3 year old:” I fink (think) an awien (alien) took …
Oy Vey! They’re COMING!!!!
I felt some more gray hairs sprout today. Scratch that, Friday afternoon, when a friend called. “It’s that time again,” she said, as though I …
Tag, I’m it! :)
Chris from The SuperDad Chronicles has tagged me for my first meme, sweet! Firstly, Chris, buddy ol pal, the more I read about you the …
Haha, Out of the Mouth of Babes
My 3-year-old-going-on-30 is fearful of hurting “himself” since zipping “himself” into the zipper of his footie pajamas once. So now we do it for him …
Oh the Organic Gods LOVE ME!
Or should I say, the Commissary Gods. Our Commissary has suddenly decided organic options are cool. I’ve only been begging and pleading FOR.EV.ER. but it’s …
Run! “The Gunk” is coming!
That’s right, folks. It’s that time of year – “The Gunk” has reared its ugly head. Stuffy head, mucus, congested cough, dry mouth and throat, …
Things you learn when your husband is a magician
1. Card tricks cause cards to be left in denim pockets.2. Said pockets sometimes don’t get emptied before being washed.3. Cards when wet in the …
Only a woman could understand
Sometimes our guts aren’t honest with us. Just because you suddenly get an ‘urge’ doesn’t necessarily mean we should do it. My gut just flat …
Hi Mr. Chiropractor – nice to meet – – CA-CRACK!
It’s never good when your body makes a popcorn sound. I never thought that I could snap like twig in someone’s hands. I always used …
Gremlins Strike Again!
Does your home have Gremlins? You know, the out-of-sight animals that come out and hide things you’re looking for? Well for us, the Gremlins struck …
Adventures with Bananas
Hello, I’m Type A. I like to be prepared. My purse is a fully functioning mini-house, complete with band-aids, snacks, stamps, change of clothes. Who …