How a Fever, Sleepless Nights, & Obnoxious Kids Changed Me as a Mom Forever
After getting sick late Wednesday night, I spent the last part of the week in a fever-induced haze. Tired, rundown, haggard, vacillating between sweating and freezing, all …
New Workout Plan
After three full, @$$-kicking weeks working out on the other regimen, I only lost a mere couple inches all over but GAINED THREE MOTHER EFFING …
I Need A “Fresh Air” Day
After a few cooler-than-normal days, overcast and murky, today the sun is shining, the weather report is practically singing, and my skin is aching for …
The Most Romantic Valentine’s Day Spent Apart EVER
I never thought I’d write those words. I mean, who am I kidding. We’re always seemingly apart on Valentine’s Day. I’d (mostly) gotten used to …
Happiness is ______ {Week Six} #happinessis
2013 is going to be a fantastic year – a year where we collectively focus on the happy and the joy in our lives. What …
Parent Math
1 mom 2 vacuumed rooms 3 windows and doors opened because of the vacuum sucking up something that smelled like it was burning 3 meals …
Today Can Suck It
Have you ever had a day that began with burning the roof of your mouth accidentally on a warmed cinnamon roll, skinning the roof of …
Mourning a Monday Gone Wrong
Oh, holy hell. Monday was a hot mess. More than a Monday usually is. My 5+ year Walmart.com account was hacked, which lead to a barrage …
Today, I Won’t Be Perfect/Ugly/Wrinkled. I Will Just Be.
Today, I’m not going to see the gray hair, or the wrinkles. I will see the smile my children put there, and the green eyes …
Day at the Park Hilarity
After a busy morning of doing a lot of this… .. my butt was becoming numb and the sunshine was calling my name. “C’mon kids! …