Halloween Schmalloween. Today is Mom’s Freaking Day Off!
Today might be Halloween, but other than dressing up and trading candy, today shall henceforth be known as MOM’S FREAKING DAY OFF, YO! Friday, Saturday …
Out of the Mouth of Babes, Part 15: The Marriage and Kids Version
My seven-year-old tends to ask me off-the-wall questions on the way to school. Super M: “Mommy? Why do you call Granny and Poppy ‘Mom’ and …
House Destruction a la Toddlers. {Caption This} #parentingfail
When bad things happen to pretty packages. This was a present my kids decided to destroy in order to throw (literally) a “confetti party.” I …
20 Week Belly Bump. Halfway There! Whoa, Baby!
20 Weeks. T-w-e-n-t-y. The halfway mark, baby. Comin’ to you live from my son’s doctor’s appointment this week, instead of my master bathroom. Because I liked …
You Know You’re a Soccer Mom When….
Your kids take their muddy soccer ball, and smear it on your back window. Like this. And you drive down the street, not seeing it …
19 Weeks Baby Bump (Almost Halfway There! OMG!)
I feel like crap today, pardon me if I’m not all glitter and sunshine. I iz tiiiiired, friends. The bright side? I suppose I should …
When Diapers Go (WAY) Wrong
“Mommy! My diapew’s tuh-ming (coming) off!” Baby Dude beckons to me as he slowwwly comes down the stairs. Once he reached the bottom step, he …
What the Crap? (Literally)
Baby Dude comes sauntering into the room, tippy-toeing behind me, in his scheming attempts to keep the crap in his shorts a secret. But no …
Toddler Cleaning. Oy.
Last night, while watching TV, Baby Dude touched our flat screen (for the eleventy-billionth time). This morning he spotted his finger-mark, and decided to “cwean …
Kids Sleep Anywhere – The “He Didn’t Even Make It Up The Stairs” Edition
You know you’re tired when….. …you can’t climb the stairs to the playroom. (My kids have a knack for this sleeping anywhere business. Check out …
Fun Tailgating Gear for Families – My Segment on TV
Welcome WOAI-TV viewers! Thanks for tuning into my segment on San Antonio Living about fun tailgating gear for families. I hope you enjoyed it! For those regular readers …
Oh Boy! (Or Girl?)
The Douglas clan is growing again. Quite accidental-like. (As some of you may already know.) I’m pregnant. Due March of 2012. Thoughts going through my mind …