Family Walk Fail
“I tayant (can’t)!” he bellowed to me, pouty lip protruding. “Yes you can, baby. You aren’t going to fall today. You can hold my hand, …
The Differences Between The First and Second Day of School
It’s so funny how, no matter how much I may toss and turn, awake with my husband’s alarm each day, how getting up for myself …
Dear Santa, Please Stop Collection Agents from Being Idiots. Love, Lisa
Upon moving recently, our address change request didn’t process correctly, and we lost over a month’s worth of mail. (Fun, right?) Some trickled in here …
Let’s Play the “What’s Under Your End Table” Game, Shall We?
Picture me, sprawled out on the carpet between the living room/dining room area, watching Baby Dude play with his “chocolate sandwich” (Nutella), hugging and loving …
This Post is Brought to You by the Letters “T” and “P” and Our Lack There-of (Now)
Apparently, these are the remnants of the last freakin’ roll of toilet paper in the house. Son of a….. (Lie to me and tell me …
Post #BlogHer11 in Which BlogHer is Like Chuck Norris and I Melt Away
I think instead of BlogHer they should call it “ChuckNorrisHer” because it kicks ass in so many ways, to include your own. I feel a …
How a Bed Almost Broke a Man
After spending what seemed like an eternity schlepping from furniture store to furniture store to replace the bedroom sets we had donated to a needy …
“Chuck” the Birthday Corn
Husband: “If you want corn for your birthday dinner, we’ll go to Whole Foods and get some whole corn on the cob for you to …
Weird Picture of the Day: Doll Humps Decor
My daughter is going to suck as a babysitter, isn’t she? This (!!) is where she puts the baby doll down for a nap? Even …
This Post is Brought to You by the Letter “C” for “Creepy”
Doesn’t everyone have toddler underwear crammed behind their printer? You’ve heard of children shedding their clothes like snakeskin. My toddler sheds her clothing then flings …
Cream Cheese Omelet Lovin’
Once upon a time, in college, I had a friend in my band of friends I’d regularly hang out with. We would go out on …
Settling Into Life
As the dust begins to besmirch our newly placed furniture, and crumbs can be found on the table at any moment, it is clear that …