Dear Salespeople. You’ve Been Warned.
I know this is your way to earn a living, but could you, just for a second, consider that the people on the other end …
The Cookie-Doler-Outer Failure
“Mommy, I wanna too-tee,” both my toddlers asked me, in their cute, toddleresque kind-of way. “We don’t have any cookies right now, but why don’t …
My Next Halloween Costume – My Girly Toddler
I think I’m going to dress up as a toddler girl for Halloween. I’m going to slap on anything I deem looks pretty, even if …
Mom 2.0 Summit and The Traveling Mom Conundrum – Keeping it Real
450 of you will see me this weekend at Mom 2.0 in New Orleans, and I’m gonna have on all kinds-of cute things from my …
One of the 23498237 Reasons Why I’m Going Gray
Actual conversation: Toddler: I want to take a bath with Super M.Me: No, baby. Super M already had a bath.Toddler: But I want to take …
The Time I Scared the Poop INTO My Son
I was watching out the glass front door when I turned to see my youngest shying from my gaze. I thought he was trying to …
Hide and Seek Fail
Toddler’s are cute, man, but they totally suck at playing hide-and-seek.(Just watch. I dare you not to laugh!) But I’ll take listening to his laugh …
Raising a Mini-Me is Wicked Awesome
“Baby? Can you get me a diaper? Baby Dude pooped!” “In a seeeeconnnnd!” Baby Sis responds, calling to me from what sounded like the bathroom. …
Partner-in-Grime™ Wanted
Photo Credit: hellojenuine Help Wanted! Need able-bodied person or persons to help sweep, mop, do dishes, laundry, and pick-up after six kids in a small(ish) …
Out of the Mouth of Babes Part 14 – The Baby Sis Edition
Baby Sis: I see a spider! Dere! On da wagon! He’s got wong wegs! Me: That’s called a “Daddy Long Leg” Baby Sis: Yeah! Tuz …
Heinz Ketchup Creativity Contest and More Reasons for My Kids to Decorate My House
Not sure if you noticed, but my kids LOVE to draw. Like, *big*puffy*heart* drawing with crayons, markers ‘n stuff. I just wish they’d choose to …
Garbage Etiquette for Kids aka Mom is Sick, Pick Up After Yourselves, Little People!
Because I’ve been sick the past couple days, the housework has been passed over. A lot. Don’t look at me like that. A mom’s gotta …