Best Kids Valentine Card EVER!
It seems, one of my first-grader’s classmates doesn’t like him. Or maybe she really does, in a ‘boys-are-icky’ kind-of way, but she didn’t want him …
Worst Tooth Fairy EVER
You know we continue to suck at The Tooth Fairy when.. 1. Your child loses a tooth and you don’t even know it.2. Daughter tells …
Dora Cupcakes Nightmare (aka Ways to Scare the Crap Out of the Birthday Girl)
I do not own one of those fancy schmancy cake decorator thingamabobs anymore. I did once upon a time, and made a spectacular Dora cupcakes …
Hair “Pretties” and Mom’s Losing It
I woke up yesterday with a sore arm, because I slept with a hair “pretty” on my wrist all night, and for anyone who’s ever …
Just A Day in the Life
I went to hang up my daughter’s purse collection (as seen here), and the hook fell off the wall. “Mommy, it’s bwoten (broken)!” “Yes, baby. …
Chocolate Peanut Butter Muffins with Truvia
Yes, I totally just say “Chocolate Peanut Butter Muffins.” I also may or may not have set fire to my kitchen in my attempts to …
This is What Happens When Kids Brush Their Own Teeth
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The Halloween Dilemma and The “Mom’s Always Right” Happy Ending
It was a torturous trip to the Halloween store for us. He couldn’t decide what he wanted to be, and seemingly everything he wanted was …
My Arm Needed Artwork, Apparently
Don’t ask me what the heck he was thinking, the kid colors everything. I guess I was next. I needed something pretty. My arm was …
Car Wash #Fail
This is what happens when you leave your children unsupervised to wash the car themselves. Prepare for every-friggin-thing to be washed. Cuz, y’know, the front …
The Newest Illness Taking Over the Household
It’s incurable, I think. So say the doctors, anyway. I’m besides myself. I’m doing my best to cope, but my ten-year-old has it uber-bad. I …
The Toddler Picasso
My sweet Baby Dude found a wayward marker, and began coloring the back of an envelope he pulled off my desk. He sat happily scrawling …