Kid Contortionist Sleeping
Ah yes, my young Padawan is learning the force from his siblings quite well, my friends. I swear I don’t know how they can sleep …
I’m Betty Freakin’ Crocker. Only Organic. And Hopped Up on Coffee.
A couple of nights ago I attempted to make sugar cookies, only, for whatever reason, they came out like Sugar Balls™. And if you follow …
Magical Potty Powers of Doom™
I’ve spoken before about my magical powers for inflicting insta-sleep on my children. I am not the only one in this house with the force, …
This Old Man – Awesome Kindergarten Version
You’ve never heard it sung like this. Be prepared to laugh. And giggle. A lot.Never miss a thing! Subscribe today for all kinds of crazy …
Playing House and Making Mom Mental
My three littlest were playing house. Rather, Super M and Baby Sis were playing house, Baby Dude was just along for the ride, unaware of what …
Kindergarten Chore Fail
We’ve attempted to keep the peace (and by peace I mean, cleanliness and a non-spazzy, overworked mother at bay), we created a chore chart. Our …
Kids Will Sleep Anywhere
I’ve talked about my ninja-like skills for insta-sleep with my kids. This is nothing new. They have mad skills in the sleeping anywhere department. Super-abilities …
Grilled Cheese Cuteness (aka Got Mom Wrapped Around My Finger)
My kindergartner Super M was hungry for lunch, and is addicted to grilled cheese. Like, hardcore addicted. However, I’d prepared chicken nuggets for lunch. He …
Disney’s Secret (I Can’t Wait to Experience. Again)
There’s so much to experience at Disney, there really is. So much I can’t wait to show my children while we’re there. There are the …
He Looks Like Me, Too, or Am I Fooling Myself?
With five of my six children having my husband’s hair color, it’s automatic when we’re out in public. “Wow, they all look like their father, …
You Know You’re a Parent When..
You refer to “using the restroom” as “going potty.” For yourself. In public. Around other adults. You need a hair tie to put your hair …
How to Install a Printer, Kid Style
First, you open the box: Then, while mommy fiddles with the install CD and settings, you discover you can sit and stand in the packing …