Unicorns and Rainbows
I have many weapons in my stress-killing arsenal that have been put to the test these past couple weeks with my husband away. Yesterday, however, …
Actual Conversation with My Toddler
(After having just watched a commercial that featured a cat in it, here’s her response to it.) Toddler: “Ooh, mommy! I wike dittie tats.”Me: “Oh …
Um, Do I Want to Know?
My daughter comes downstairs to greet me looking like this: I ask her, “Um, baby? What did you get into?!?” “Uh,” she begins, “my sweeping …
When Bad Things Happen to Good Kitchen Tools
We had a death in the family. It was unexpected. A long time family member was taken from us the other night in a freakish, …
My Kids Sleep Weird. Period.
I swear, I don’t know how my children sleep in these strange ways. Especially my toddler, who is a force to be reckoned with in …
Adventures with Child Proof Caps, and the Pharmacist is Out to Get Me
The Pharmacist-jerk is mocking me, I tell you. Child proof caps my ass! I know I’m all-kinds-of stuffed up and sick-like, but c’mon, I can’t …
Dear Mr. Pharmacist – Don’t Be a Jerk-Nugget
(I couldn’t stop myself from venting about this after my fiasco of an experience yesterday…)Dear Mr. Pharmacist-type person, I’m sure you’re just doing your “job” …
Baby Dude Thinks He’s Helping But….
After helping me empty the dryer, climbing on the laundry basket to play with the dryer balls ISN’T helping me, dude. Just sayin’… (Although, Baby …
You’re Doing It Wrong!
(I really am taking some time off, but couldn’t help but share this with you first…) Baby Dude is so sweet in trying to help …
Dodgeball Conversations – “We Get Whacked”
Son: Mom, we played dodgeball today.Me: Oh yeah?Son: Yeah!Daughter: Yeah, we played it in gym.Son: Mommy, do you think if I got hit with the …
Big Fat Parenting Mistake
Having a girl means pink, fluff, froo froo hair bows ‘n stuff. It means having a girl who has to carry 2389273434234 things on her …
Dear Remote Stealer. You Suck. Love, Mom
Dear Remote-Stealer, I’m not sure which one of you it is that keeps stealing the remote. Or heck, it may not even be one of …