Kids Sleep Anywhere, The “Baby Dude is Everywhere” Edition
After a long, hard day of playing outside, with all that fresh air he enjoyed, he fell out early one night. Disrupting his beauty sleep …
The Morning Surprise (aka Ways to Jolt Your Pregnant Mother into Hyper-Mode)
This “What the Heck!?” moment is brought to you today by the letters W- T- F, and the number 7 (for my seven-year-old). It never …
Big Families Laundry Jenga – When Folded Laundry Towers Over Your Kids
This is what happens when one mom-of-many gets a little too carried away in the ignoring laundry department. Oy! Shockingly, yes, the following pictures depict …
Out of the Mouth of Babes, Part 16: The Crazy Kid Edition
{CRASH} Me: (Calling from the next room) “Uh, what was that noise!?!?” Baby Sis: “That’s just us! We’re making a mess, mom!” Me: …. (Well, …
31 Weeks – The “It Took Me All Damn Day to Do This Post” Edition
It’s been a oddball day to say the least. I almost didn’t post this belly pic today. In fact, I’ve been wandering about, meandering through …
Princess Doll Cake – The (Almost) Caketastrophe
Let this post serve more as a warning to you folks attempting to make your own Princess Doll Cake, m’kay? Note the strategic blurring of the …
30 Weeks: The “I Love Maternity Clothes” Edition
Yeah. I just said “I love maternity clothes.” Clothes that actually fit over my (growing) belly and don’t make me look like a hick with …
Wrapapalooza Hilarity
(Alternately titled: Why We Need Our Own Reality Show) Hubs and I have suddenly grown a brain decided this year will be *the year* we’re …
Letter to My Unborn: Stop Kickin’ Me in the Crotch in Public, Yo
Hey there, baby-person. Mom needs to lay down the law, here. Let’s talk, shall we? I’m not a huge fan of having to go out …
Why Pregnant Women Shouldn’t Play Twister Alone in Their Shower Stall. Ever.
I truly meant to take a refreshing shower to shed the ickiness of my foul, grinch-like mood. That water faucet hadn’t seen such aggression when …
27 & 28 Weeks. 8 Months. HOLY REALITY CHECK, BATMAN!
As if I wasn’t already feeling HUGE and GINORMOUS and BIG AS A HOUSE entering the third trimester, it’s when you reach into your once …
Why Toddlers Are Smarter Than Parents, Lesson 1
Hiccup! My sweet Baby Sis and her girly-ish voice are making these high-pitched hiccup sounds while standing next to my husband. Hiccup! He’s packing his …