Biscoff Spread? Challenge Accepted.
I had just picked the kids up from school, and needed to stop by Walgreens for a couple forgotten provisions. I decided to check to …
Day at the Park Hilarity
After a busy morning of doing a lot of this… .. my butt was becoming numb and the sunshine was calling my name. “C’mon kids! …
Top 10 Things Parenting Books Don’t Tell You (and I Wish They Did!)
Oh, if only there was some magical book out there that cracked the “kid” code of all the goofy stuff they constantly do that makes …
Words I Never Thought I’d Say as a Parent
It’s 1:17am, and nothing says, “Happy Early Birthday, Mom!” like boys whizzing in the middle of the night in strange places. You know, there’s a …
How NOT to Help Your Husband – Hilarious Guest Post from Hubby Himself
See this picture? This is a picture of my wife’s idea of “help” that she posted on Instragram the other day. Let me explain. At …
I Said the F Word Eighteen Times, and Daylight Savings Can Suck It
My texts to husband-type-person this morning were not happy ones. Eigh. Teen. Times. I said the F word to him in texts. I know, what a …
New Candidate for Presidency. Mom.
My son’s third grade class is learning all about the election right now, and his homework assignment last night was to write about what qualities …
My Kids, the Amateur Magicians, and Their Love of Video
It’s never a dull moment in this house. The kids are always up to something hilarious and worth recording. In this instance, my son has …
Alls Fair in Love and Arachnophobia
Everyday at around 2:30pm-ish, after starting the car and letting it cool down, I gather up the babies to go pick up the elementary schoolers. …
Mom Mondays
I fixed lunches and prepped new lunchboxes and felt the tiredness weigh me down like a brick dress. I could have probably fallen asleep on …
The Baby Poop Handoff
Does your husband do the Baby Poop Handoff, too? The gift that keeps on giving. Particularly when they’re small and in diapers. Poop. My daughter …