20 Reasons Why I’m Probably The ONLY Parent Not Looking Forward to School
School supply lists that read like old-fashioned encyclopedia sets. THEY.NEVER.END. Not to mention, they are NEVER all available at the same store. You have to go to …
3.1 POUNDS LOST, BABY!!!
(We interrupt this program to bring you a special announcement.) THREE-POINT-ONE MOTHER EFFING POUNDS, YO! WOOHOOO!! Okay, let me catch my breath. Y’see, I was …
When My Smart Mouth Backfires
My daughter has been obsessssssssssed with money lately. She tries to steal the Monopoly and Life money DAILY, and the older kids have vowed/sworn on …
Laughter As A Teething Remedy
She’s teething, and it’s been a lot A LOT of mommy time right now. Some days, I barely scrape by with running my fingers through …
I’m The Jedi Master of Lost Crap
You know what’s weird? My memory sucks when it comes to my kids names when I need to call out to them (HEY YOU! YOU …
Fun Photos at #typeacon
This is what happens when Baby V’s sleeping head began to roll off my shoulder just as the picture of Cecily “eating” her head was …
The Ant Massacre and My Eight-Year-Old Soldier
It was still somewhat early in the morning when I snuck out Coyote Ugly-esque from the grip of my three-month-old to hunt down some coffee. …
Flashback Friday – Humor
It’s Fridayyyyyyy, yes! And yes, this week we’re bringin’ the funny! I don’t know about you, but on bad days (like today is for me), …
My Twelve Year Old Photographer. Look! It’s a Tree!
My oldest son had an important task this weekend. He was the camera-holder while I held Baby V and the diaper bag. He took his …
Dear Potty Training Toddler: What The Crap? (Literally)
Oh, sweet Baby Dude. We need to have a talk. You are doing so marvelously well with going pee in the potty. You’re kind-of funny, …
Why Summer is Going To Kill Me
12pm After mom puts the baby to sleep, she mistakenly thinks she can actually get some work done since the kids are amusing themselves outside. …
“Did That Just Happen?” Parenting Moments
Ever have “those” moments? Those “WTF?” worthy parenting moments that make you wonder if you’re in the Twilight Zone or a lunatic with offspring? Yeah. …