33-34 Weeks {Sonogram} Houston, We Have Feet!
Monday’s photo I had a doctor’s appointment today, and the baby proved to be sufficiently stubborn on many levels. Firstly, we found out the baby …
The Morning Surprise (aka Ways to Jolt Your Pregnant Mother into Hyper-Mode)
This “What the Heck!?” moment is brought to you today by the letters W- T- F, and the number 7 (for my seven-year-old). It never …
Big Families Laundry Jenga – When Folded Laundry Towers Over Your Kids
This is what happens when one mom-of-many gets a little too carried away in the ignoring laundry department. Oy! Shockingly, yes, the following pictures depict …
31 Weeks – The “It Took Me All Damn Day to Do This Post” Edition
It’s been a oddball day to say the least. I almost didn’t post this belly pic today. In fact, I’ve been wandering about, meandering through …
Princess Doll Cake – The (Almost) Caketastrophe
Let this post serve more as a warning to you folks attempting to make your own Princess Doll Cake, m’kay? Note the strategic blurring of the …
29 Weeks Pregnant – The Struggling, Not-Doing-So-Well Edition
When I had my daughter back in ’07, I ended up with a whopping case of PPD. I recall being particularly stressed out and emotional …
Letter to My Unborn: Stop Kickin’ Me in the Crotch in Public, Yo
Hey there, baby-person. Mom needs to lay down the law, here. Let’s talk, shall we? I’m not a huge fan of having to go out …
Why Pregnant Women Shouldn’t Play Twister Alone in Their Shower Stall. Ever.
I truly meant to take a refreshing shower to shed the ickiness of my foul, grinch-like mood. That water faucet hadn’t seen such aggression when …
The Pregnancy What-Ifs and Nevers I Can’t Shake
I am having a tough time with this pregnancy. I am struggling in ways I never, ever imagined I would. Every morning when Baby Dude …
When Your (Broken) Tailbone is Being Douchey
Seventh grade is always a tough time to be a kid. But when you fall on Halloween and break your tailbone, it can be even …
Way to Suck, Alarm Clock!
Dear School: Please excuse XYZ child from almost being late this morning, our alarm clock didn’t go off because it currently reads it’s “IP:08” and …
Mom vs. The Kids – The Laundry Battle
My newest post from my “Things That Make Mom Go Batshit” series. The kids’ I.O.D. illness has gotten substantially worse. I had to brace myself …